What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?